COMPETITORS COMMENT ON NEW FAME FOLLOWING GROWING POPULARITY OF RYDER CUP

To the left, you’ll observe a scene that is becoming all too common for the stars of the Hitmen Ryder Cup—paparazzi swarming them during their daily routines. The rise in popularity of the Hitmen Ryder Cup is undeniable, with ticket sales soaring to record highs and television ratings through the roof. Yet, with fame comes its burdens, as both fans and media scramble to catch even a fleeting glimpse of these celebrated athletes.

Captured in the photograph is none other than the Penn State Captain known affectionately as "Piss," appearing in good spirits as he graciously allows a few photos to be taken. However, our reporters, always keen to look beyond appearances, witnessed a different side to the story. Moments after the image was snapped, Captain Krawchyk was seen making his way into his local Aldi, where he encountered an overly eager fan. What followed was a surprising outburst from the Captain, who shouted, "Damn you people, go back to your shanties!"—leaving the startled fan to flee in dismay.

It seems the pressures of fame may be wearing on the players, and while we can’t predict what comes next, one thing is certain: it’s likely to get worse before it gets better.