DTTC Memorial Invitational

The DTTC Memorial Invitational, a distant yet peculiar cousin of the renowned Hitmen Ryder Cup, serves as a proving ground for those daring enough to showcase their mettle for a chance at glory in the Ryder Cup. Funded entirely by donations from the Ryder Cup faithful, the DTTC has developed into a spectacle so outlandish that even the keenest observer might struggle to believe what unfolds before their eyes.

While the DTTC has carved out a niche following among die-hard fans of amateur golf, the everyday man may not be well-versed in the names of its seasoned competitors. However, a few notable stars from the Hitmen Ryder Cup have lent their prowess to the affair, with none other than Penn State Captains Matthew Welch and "Squeaky" Nick Vellky standing tall as the cornerstones of the infamous Dick Touchers squad.

But let us not forget the other familiar faces who occasionally venture to central Pennsylvania for this zany contest—such as the Drake brothers, Captain Piss Krawchyk, and the ever-mysterious Shane Mooney. As the golf world buzzes with anticipation, one can only wonder which DTTC player will next ascend to the storied ranks of the Hitmen Ryder Cup. Andrew Drake, known for building hockey dynasties by plundering the bones of defunct franchises, is surely watching closely.

As the popularity of the Hitmen Ryder Cup continues to skyrocket, tickets have become a rare commodity. Yet, the sagacious fan knows that the DTTC offers a prime opportunity to witness future stars in action—though be forewarned, the scenes you may witness on the course will defy expectation!