TEAM WORLD® PLAYER CALLS FOR NEW TOURNAMENT VENUE "THIS PLACE SUCKS"

Amidst the jubilation of Team World's® triumphant conquest at the 2024 Hitmen Ryder Cup, controversy has already begun to stir. Garrison Drake, the sharp-shooting star of Team World®, made waves with a stinging critique of the event's host venue, The Grand Resort at Avalon. Our intrepid reporters caught up with Drake as he departed following a celebratory dinner. "I'm just trying to grow the game, see?" Drake declared, his voice tinged with frustration. "This venue is getting stale, and if we’re not careful, the fans will start turning away. The last thing the tournament committee wants is empty seats and slumping ticket sales."

But Drake’s grievances didn’t stop there. "The accommodations? Don’t get me started," he continued, a wry smile crossing his face. "The service is slow as molasses, we had a devil of a time settling our lodging fees, and Nick — well, Nick can’t stand the steak! To put it bluntly, this place sucks."

Whether Drake’s blunt words will sway the tournament brass remains to be seen. For now, it seems that price, convenience, and the promise of a stiff drink might just keep this venue in the running for another year.